Angel

angel.zip, angel.wav Large (zip:852K,wav:1582K) Over the Rainbow
Angel, "Whadda you want?"
Park, "Angel. Good afternoon."
Angel, "Lawyers. Don't you people sleep' during the day?"
Park, "I'm Gavin Park, and this is my associate, Mr. Hayes. We represent Wolfram and--
Angel, "Already bored."
(A beat.)
Park, "We've come to appraise the hotel."
Angel, "What?"
Park, "Correct me if I'm wrong, but your lease expires in six months, and Wolfram and Hart is interested in purchasing this building."
Angel, "You gotta be kidding me. You guys couldn't get me to turn evil so now you wanna evict me? (to Wes) You know they're tryin' to annoy me to death."
Park, "We'd like to take a walk around the place, if you don't mind."
Angel (IN VAMPFACE), "You think I mind?"
(A beat.)
Park, "Very well. We'll contact your real estate company and notify them of your noncompliance. They should send you a notice of obligation and, after that, if you still refuse to cooperate, well, I'm sure that somewhere in your lease agreement, there must be one or two loopholes to be ... exploited."
(A beat.)
Angel (UNVAMPS and sighs) "How quick can we get outta this world?"

angel3.wav (247K) That Vision Thing
(doesn't actually contain Daniel, but I couldn't resist)
Cordelia, "Well, okay ... (sighs) Minion of darkness, Satan's toady, but that is a nice suit. Did you see that suit?"

angel3b.wav (335K) That Vision Thing
Gavin, "This hasn't been announced yet, but I've been moved into Special Projects."
Lilah, (pause) "From Real Estate?"
Gavin, "So much karmically damaged property in LA, not to mention the demon infestation, the senior partners felt I would be more useful here."

angel3c.wav (211K) That Vision Thing
Lilah, "and what are you doing? Building code violations."
Gavin, "I'm fighting Angel in my own way."
Lilah, "Yeah? Bet he's really terrified."

Charmed

charmed-bbb.wav (23K)
Yen Lo, "Oh, it's you ... Black Belt Barbie."
Pheobe, "You're gonna be sorry you said that -- Yee-AAH!"

Crusade

3inadout.wav (142K) The Long Road
Gideon, "That's the third time, in and out. That hoop is defective, man. Cheap, lousy, piece of ... "
Matheson, "I believe you were saying something about calming the spirit."
Gideon, "complaining about the court is part of the game."

ayesir.wav (10K) Visitors from down the Street
Matheson, "Aye, Sir"

bigddeny.wav (45K) Visitors from down the Street
Matheson, "The more you make a big deal out of denying something, the more people think it must be true."

bnurwntm.wav (65K) Appearances and Other Deceits
Matheson, "I'm not sure, that I will be able to breathe in that thing."
Gideon, "breathe on your own time."

dbndpsic.wav (82K) The Well of Forever
Matheson, "When the senate disbanded the PSI-corps, there were concerns that accidental scans were inevitable, once telepaths were integrated back into normal communities."

dentship.wav (162K) The Memory of War
Matheson, "We're getting some anomalous readings for one of the probes."
Gideon, "Let me see."
Galen, "I want to you know this thing, just made a very large dent in my ship. Did you ever thing about looking outside, before you start throwing things overboard."
Gideon, "Maybe next time, you'll let us know when you coming."

evr1hart.wav 114(K) The Needs of Earth
Matheson, "How odd, to know everyone's heart, but my own."

gassmile.wav (117K) Each Night I dream of Home
Matheson, "You're smiling."
Gideon, "No, I'm not."
Matheson, "With respect sir ..."
Gideon, "It's gas. Look who are you going to believe, me or my face."

lifegoon.wav (56K) Each Night I Dream of Home
Gideon, "Life goes on."
Matheson, "Indeed it does."

nogdded1.wav (173K) Visitors from down the Street
Gideon, "Refresh me, lieutenant. How did we get in the middle of this again?"
Matheson, "I believe it was an act of mercy, Sir."
Gideon, "Remind me, never to do that again."
Matheson, "Aye, Sir. No good deed goes unpunished."
Gideon, "I'll have that embroidered on a sampler when we have time."

nogdded2.wav (22K) Visitors from down the Street
Matheson, "No good deed goes unpunished."

nowhr120.wav (75K) The Path of Sorrows
Matheson, "You like going nowhere at one hundred and twenty miles an hour?"
Galen, "Of course, that is man's natural condition."

quetsctr.wav (129K) Visitors from down the Street
Gideon, "Getting kind of crowded out here lieutenant. How am I supposed to sleep? I expect you find a quieter sector next time."
Matheson, "Aye, sir. If they begin firing on us, should I tell them to come back in the morning when we are all fresher?"

readmind.wav (73K) Ruling from the Tomb
Gideon, "Read my mind."
Matheson, "Sir. I would never ..."
Gideon, "Sorry. Sorry. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean it literally."

rmbearth.zip, rmbearth.wav (zip:296K,wav:480K) Each Night I Dream of Home
Gideon, "I can see every detail of the earth surface as I'm seeing it now. But after my father died, I tried to remember his face, but it always slipped away from me. Why is that I wonder?"
Matheson, "Maybe it's because we can't decide which face to remember; the face of father when we were children, the face of our father the first time we last home, the face of our father the last time we saw him. They all blur together, we loss the details, but Earth is constant. Earth is forever."
Gideon, "You're too young to be having thoughts this old, Lieutenant."

scrwthem.wav (94K) Visitors from Down the Street
Matheson, "There are probably some who'll say that by doing this, we are interfering with their culture."
Gideon, "probably. Screw them."

standby.wav (64K) The Needs of Earth
Matheson, "It looks like we going by .... stand by."
Gideon, "Don't say stand by, when we are one word away from good news."

crucifixion.zip, crucifixion.wav Huge (zip:1131K,wav:2509K) The Needs of Earth
Matheson, "First Officer's personal journal continued ... (recording)... Back when I was a kid in Sunday School, Father McCowsky once said, 'Given the crucifixion was a terrible thing for anyone to endure, if you could go back in time 2200 years, would you prevent the crucifixion of Christ?'
Well, after heated debate, we all agreed the answer was No. The crucifixion was necessary to redeem the world.
When they said that Nachok was gonna get a fair trial, even though I was deliberately trying not to scan them telepathically, I could sense they were lying. But I didn't go deeper. I just assumed that it meant that he would get a mock trial. I didn't even suspect the truth until ...
... Until I saw Nachok ...
He knew. He knew. ...
By dying, he saved a part of his world, and maybe even a part of Earth. If I would have said anything, I would have guaranteed that his dream died with him. So I did nothing, as he would have wanted.
... Nothing.
To save the souls of billions.
I choose to believe I withheld that information from my Captain for lofty reasons, and not because by revealing what I knew I was violating the new rules for telepaths.
Because it was right! ... Not because I was protecting my own ass ...
But I guess I'll never know. ... How odd, to know everyone's heart ... but my own.

CSI

csi1.wav (280K)
Beckman, Warrick Brown? Special Agent Beckman, Treasury Department. You're subbing in tonight, right?
Brown, Treasury department?
Beckman, Wanted to be sure CSI's on the same page on this counterfeit case.
Brown, Counterfeit?
Beckman, Our lab's gonna want to analyze that money too.
Brown, What money?

csi2.wav (89K)
Beckman, They don't have any money in their bathing suits so you suspect them of a high-end counterfeit operation?

csi3.wav (349K)
Beckman, I'll take it from here. Find the operation and shut it down.
Sidle, Hey, I'm still part of this.
Beckman, Not really. But you're making me look good to my superiors so if you want to tag along ...
Sidle, I don't 'tag along'.
Beckman, Suit yourself.

csi4.wav (315K)
Beckman, However, in light of unpredictable events, the sting still upheld. It came to you, Sidle, only you didn't take. You should be very proud.
Sidle, Wow, I don't feel that at all.
Beckman, Never feels right when it works, only feels wrong when it doesn't.

Tenchu

enemy_ninjas.mp3 (43K)
Rikimaru, Enemy ninjas! I must find Lord Gooda.

shadow.mp3 (395K)
Rikimaru, It is I, Rikimaru. Please forgive my absence.
Old Man, Rikimaru? You're alive?
Rikimaru, I kept myself alive by using the ninja deep sleep technique.
Young Woman, And you show up right when our lord is under attack?
Rikimaru, While sleeping, I sent my shadow far and wide across the land.
Young Woman, Your shadow?
Rikimaru, Yes, my shadow.
Young Woman, And how do we know you are not just a shadow?
Rikimaru, I am Rikimaru. I am a shadow.

interrogating_tokubei.mp3 (603K)
Rikimaru, Who else is in on your scam?
Tokubei, (sobs) D-don't kill me! A man ... in Gooda Castle, on the inside!
Rikimaru, A traitor! Who?
Tokubei, He wears glasses. Name's Ha-Hamada. It was all his idea. I'll tell you everything, just please, please spare me my life! (Thudding sound) (Choking sound (?)) (Mysterious evil laughter)
Rikimaru, No, it can't be! But he should be dead!

move_or_die.mp3 (40K)
Rikimaru, Move or die ... your choice.

daughters.mp3 (152K)
Rikimaru, You wrench daughters from their parents when they can't meet your outrageous loan payments. Then you sell the girls into slavery and grow rich from your disgusting trade.